Oh Newt...Molly is laughing from the beyond. Only a man named for a common aquatic amphibian can invoke an exotic hoofed mammal with a straight face.
While looking for an entertaining, enlightening, and exceptionally ridiculous Newtie quote for your reading pleasure, I stumbled upon what we shall heretofore refer to as "The Giraffe Quote."
Yes. Giraffe. Really. Read on.
